26th September 2021

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Phil has ‘Scooter Rage’

Some people amaze me, but often for the wrong reasons.

There I was, minding my own business walking through Llanelli last week, when out of nowhere I was almost knocked off my feet by a rather, shall we say ‘large lady’, in control (and I use that word loosely) of a mobility scooter.

What I’m sure didn’t help with her control issue was the fact that she was smoking a cigarette with one hand whilst trying to talk on her mobile phone with the other, in between trying to steer her transportation.

Adding to this was the fact that there were carrier bags full of shopping hanging off the handlebars and front basket, a Jack Russell wedged behind a Wilkinson’s bag… not to mention the oxygen cylinder that was firmly secured to the rear of her scooter, which I can only assume was to assist with her breathing difficulties, in between cigarettes.

Make what you may of this but believe me, at some point in the future this sketch will without a doubt form part of one of my future shows.

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Phil is available for bookings (have scooter will travel) on  his website SCOOTER.COM

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